I read an article recently [no, I can't remember actually when, or, for that matter, what publication it was in... trust me, it was sure to have been credible]... where was I? Oh, yeah, right. I read an article recently that said roughly 80% of people tilt their head to the right when they kiss, and about 20% to their left. [Did you all just do a sample tilt?]

I guess that would make me a goofy-lipped kisser?